Weightless
Cat

They put me on the kitchen scale every Sunday. It has said the same thing since March.

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0 greading Weightless Cat sitting on a kitchen scale reading zero
ZERO GRAMS SINCE MARCH * ZERO GRAMS SINCE MARCH * ZERO GRAMS SINCE MARCH * ZERO GRAMS SINCE MARCH * ZERO GRAMS SINCE MARCH * ZERO GRAMS SINCE MARCH *

For reference

things that do weigh something

0.6a feather
1.0a paperclip
4.5a teaspoon
0.0me, four kilos
0.0 g
stablekitchen scale, 5 kg max
contractCA: soon
Weightless Cat standing on the scale
they checked underneath. no shadow either.
Weightless Cat with nothing underneath him
i do not float. i still fall off the sofa.

How to buy

four steps, none of them heavy

01

Get a wallet. Phantom or whichever one you already have.

02

Put some SOL in it. That part does have weight.

03

Hit the Buy button up top, it takes you straight there.

04

Paste the address from the scale, swap, done.