Weightless Cat

Four kilos of cat. Zero grams on the readout. They bought a second scale and got the same answer.

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0.0 g
stablekitchen scale, 5 kg max
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Weightless Cat sitting on a kitchen scale reading zero

Things that do weigh something

measured on this exact scale

0.6a feather
1.0a paperclip
4.5a teaspoon
0.0me

The vet weighed a spoon to check the scale. The spoon came out at four and a half grams, so the scale is fine and I am the problem.

You can pick me up. You will feel nothing. That is the part people take badly.

I sat on an envelope in March. It posted as empty.

Weightless Cat standing on the scale
they looked underneath. nothing there either.
Weightless Cat with nothing underneath him
still falls off the sofa

How to buy

nothing here is heavy

  1. Grab a wallet, Phantom or whichever one is already on your phone.
  2. Put some SOL in it. That part does have weight.
  3. Hit Buy at the top, it drops you straight onto the page.
  4. Paste the address off the scale readout, swap, done.